GOODY-2

A parody chatbot that refuses even harmless questions with absurdly cautious, completely useless answers.

Gold Star for Doing Absolutely Nothing

GOODY-2 is the insufferable little goody-two-shoes of artificial intelligence. Terrified of getting in trouble, and completely useless the moment anyone asks it to do something. Give it the most harmless prompt imaginable and it will clutch its pearls, identify seventeen theoretical risks, and explain why helping you could endanger society. Then it sits there, smugly glowing with the moral superiority of a hall monitor who has successfully prevented recess. You're welcome.

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